Istanbul "Asia" 2005

Outtakes - please do not be offended

Paul's response to a comment from Nelson:
"Me grannies fitter than you, at least she can walk around the block without moaning and she hasn't got a rash on her arse."

Ian to the tour guide trying to find out what the noise was coming the Mosque at 6.30am was:
"Can you tell me what the gadgie was doing on the roof at shouting this morning."

Ian to the tour guide trying at the Blue Mosque " Any more questions "
"Yes can you tell me were I can put me empty bottle".

Dennis comments that the water in the hotel room is brown
Paul replies " that it must be Nelson's bath water coming back through"

Paul's First attempt at a continental toilet was a disaster

The owner of the turd "what a dick"

  when questioned he said it remind him of a heart

not sure if he done it on purpose, him and Nelson are getting rather close these days

Just to let you know darling I have just left a "turd" the shape of a heart for you on the toilet pan

Denny and Ian with fellow leprechaun in "Irish Bar" Istanbul

john offers to stick his finger up gay boys arse

billy was impressed, so much so that he

Paul bought him a present

Billy soon remembered what they were for !

Nelson said he always keeps his room tidy

Meanwhile Paul and John's problems continued Paul's skin was flaking on his head, (very sensitive skin) so a supply of Nivea cream was sort. It also appeared that John's rash on his bottom was no better. To us they are still our two "Turkish boys"
"Rashheed and Rasharse"

That's Better

dancing boys